I met my doppelganger today. He’s smarter than me. Wealthier than me. I mean he actually has a job. He’s even a little taller than me. I met my doppelganger today. He’s a lot more approachable than I am. He seemed more patient and loving and forgiving. He also seemed to be a better communicator and a much better listener than I am. I met my doppelganger today. He seemed like he was a lot better than me in a lot of ways but I have to be honest. Appearances can be deceiving. He was kind of an asshole, so I had no choice but to eliminate him. His head mounted on the wall as a reminder of all the things I can be.