On my way to a voice over audition finale.
Witnessed a robbery of an art gallery.
Semi-truck pulled out of the alley.
Followed by a Trans Am like Burt and Sally.
Masked assailant fled the scene with ten years salary.
Don’t get off on flattery.
Interrogated with clamps on nipple jewelry
Hooked up to a car battery.
Someone please call Dragnet’s Joe Friday.
Tell him the crime was done on Saturday in Monterey,
By a member of the traveling Ice Capades.
The security guard was decapitated, I mean horribly slayed.
With a figure skating blade.
Vultures feeding on his corpse under the shade.
Suspect last seen with Florida license plate, “GET PAID”.
From the county of Dade.
Kick down his door with a police raid.
Nothing in the house but bills that haven’t been paid.
Art thief already in a tailored suit that reads South American made.