Poor little Gorilla, sad and blue
Didn’t want to believe it, but he knew it was true
Horse made into glue and meat stew
Look at what the starving artist drew
An art piece that makes sense to only a very select few
Off the handle he flew
Sherlock Holmes without a clue
Murder mystery theater tickets in the mezzanine for two
I’m here but this scenario is missing you
I’m going back to the zoo
At least there I can watch the monkeys throw their poo
At a caribou next to the lemurs and all the birds that once flew
You’re not the person I formerly knew
Poor little gorilla, sad and blue
Didn’t want to believe it, but its true.