Trapped

From Alpha into nature's lap.
We learn how to adapt, 
We have to navigate around countless traps.
Searching for a route that's not on their map.
In my opinion, some traditions were implemented to take advantage of unsuspecting saps.
Just upload the best self-help apps 
And learn how to have fun like the Irish craic.
Approach each human with the utmost tact.
Giving a crap is not a thing to lack.
Wasted way too much time that I won't get back.
In the Army we did the side straddle hop, not a jumping jack.
More ridiculous than a halfway computer hack.
Suicidal noose with too much slack.
Fake ass cheese without the mac.
A video camera that won't fade to black.
Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback.
The Bucs can beat the Rams on Sunday if he doesn't get sacked.
Oops, sorry, I've gone off track.
I'm just worried about LA's defensive attack.
Some traditions just keep pulling me back.
Turns out, I'm a poor unsuspecting sap.
Rooting for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to do another Lombardi Trophy victory lap.

Enjoy the game, I mean day!

“Craic” or “crack” is a term for news, gossip, fun, entertainment and enjoyable conversation, particularly prominent in Ireland

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