Ukulele

Well, I was going to write a song on the ukulele
about how much I adore my sweet baby
but I remembered I couldn't play the ukulele

So I couldn't play a song for my best lady
cause my fingers are too big for the frets
I'm disappointed like a lifetime fan of the Jets
will they ever be any good?
step right up and place your bets

I was going to write a song on the ukulele
about how much my darling drives me crazy
we love sitting by the oceanside, being lazy
but I remembered I could not play the ukulele

So we grabbed some IPAs that were hazy
and we went to visit our friends Kurt and Daisy
because thankfully they know how to play the ukulele
so we all sang a song for my lady
yes, we all sang a song for my lady
while Kurt and Daisy played the ukulele
we drank a lot of IPAs and got crazy
till I got a little bit hazy
and I finally didn't sound that bad strumming that ukulele
no, strumming that ukulele
no, I didn't sound too bad
strumming that ukulele, no